Thank youuuu internet for all the sexy pictures! If it wasn’t for the internet, I’d actually have to get dressed, leave the comforts of my cozy bedroom, go outside my apartment, pick up a local smut newspaper (do they still have those?) or drive to the seedy parts of my neighborhood to attempt to look for a sheman. And probably not even a good-looking one! ::shivers:: Sorry but crossdressers & transvestites just don’t do it for me like a real shemale does. WOW! I found this on Tumblr and had to post on here! Enjoy. xx

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Hello sweetness. Why don’t you get cozy with me tonight…I’ll keep you warm and toasty! <3

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That dreaded love holiday is coming around the fucking corner. And you know you’re gonna hear about it whether you like it or not. Well, don’t fret! You’ll never be lonely as long as we’re around. And we can cut to the chase and get to sexing each other without the expensive flowers & candy. Now that’s the best shit EVER! I always say: get YOURS any.which.way.YOU.can. So make sure to call us baby! xox

p.s. this pretty young nymph with a bangin’ bod is already waiting for YOU!

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Was just surfing the interwebz when I came across this. Pretty vintage, I bet you’re getting a boner just looking at this hot, blonde retro chick!

This to me is a sign that phone sex is NOT going away anytime soon. There are many dangers that come with newer technologies like web cam – the probability of someone hacking into your computer and stealing your personal information while the camera is on is very likely. Who wants THAT kind of hassle? Not me! It’s better to stay anonymous IMHO.

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