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Monthly Archives: April 2014
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Let’s face it. You need some control in your life. You need to be told what to do and when to do it. You need a Domme to worship and adore. She doesn’t need you, YOU need her. As a matter of fact, you will never meet her in real life because she’s beyond your pathetic reach and that’s why you are here, seeking a phone sex domination session.
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Another TBT – Cute Teenage Girls! ☺
Spring Break is here and of course – the young girls are out and about rocking short, cutoff denim shorts and just being naughty little cockteasers. Here is a classic issue from 2012. How can you resist a teenage Lolita…you’re just a dirty old man aren’t you? She’ll make you weak in the knees and make you do things you thought you’d never do!
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Jiggly Butt!
It’s been a minute since I’ve posted a hot GIF! Scouring Tumblr for the best ones can be really time consuming and being the dedicated phone sex girl that I am, I simply don’t have all the time in the world to post them regularly. I’m just too busy making that money! True story. So if you’re a real assman, call me babe! You can spank it alllll day & all night ;)
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Fuck yeah baby. Easy Girls = HOT PHONE SEX!
In case you haven’t noticed, EasyGirls.com has a new, hotter, sexier look. Just because you’re having phone sex with us doesn’t mean your eyes should be exposed to anything mediocre. We exist to bring you your ultimate fantasy in one seamless package. We are the channel that you should always tune in to.
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Incum Tax Time! Part 2
Feeling bummed out that Uncle Sam is taxing you? Shit, us too! Let Calgon take you away or even better – call your favorite phone sex sluts. As promised, here is the second part of Throwback Thursday’s Incum Tax Time. There’s something for everyone here. Crunching numbers. Business casual sex. Let’s phonefuck on your lunch break! ;)
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Click for Part 1 of Incum Tax Time
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Are you a secret admirer of the ladies, particularly those with a little something more down there? We are continuing our cheap phone sex promotions and wanted to tell you about 1-800-GIRL-MAN – a brand spanking new site dedicated to those who have serious transsexual fantasies. Only 89 cents per min to get sucked off by a gorgeous T-girl. Or maybe, you’d like to get on YOUR knees and suck it? ;)
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Pulp Covers
Taking a little break to post vintage pulp covers. I am pretty amused by these right now, as I love the alluring illustrations and their oneliners to hook you in. When you were a kid you probably stumbled upon your dear old dad’s nudie magazines and opened up a whole new world. And now as an adult you are looking at nudes through your cell phone. As the world turns, sex is timeless and will never go out of style. It’s the one thing that will keep the human population going. If the world ended today, guess who will be doing the dirty deed? Microscopic organisms…and cockroaches!
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Source: Pulp Covers
#tbt – SEXFLIX!!
Another throwback Thursday is here! And yes, we love movies and we love sex. So why not combine the two together? This cover is from 2012. Bring out the popcorn and fuck instantly!
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#tbt – our Phone Sex version of the Oscars! part 1
#tbt – our Phone Sex version of the Oscars! part 2
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