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It’s true, Americans are pretty full of themselves – we just LOVE to talk about ourselves non-stop! We also love to consume, indulge and even go on a binge – whether it’s through food, sex or entertainment. And that’s why you should call us for phone sex because:

A) We are made in the U.S. of fucking A (Southern California to be exact)!

B) We speak English (and some Spanglish, ex: You’re a cochino!)

C) And we really know how to make a man like you CUM HARD, EXPLODE, BLOW YOUR LOAD and POP!

Sounds like a horny, explosion-filled 4th of July to you? Well then my fellow (sexy) man – be a real American: express your sexual freedom and FUCK our BRAINS OUT!

Btw, this is a #tbt cover from our Taboo mailer from 2012. Yeah baby!