I’ve searched on Google and found sporadic answers here and there (mostly on Yahoo). I figured I would compile all that I’ve seen and put it here, because no matter how many times I’ve had phone sex, I still constantly wonder why guys like it too? I guess I’m just weird like that. Edited for the atrocious spelling & use of grammar. Some of these are really fucking hilarious by the way. More will be added as I find them!

• Obviously to jerk off
• Because thinking that you’re playing with yourself at the same time is hot.
• Because we don’t have to see the ugly face of the woman.
• Because it’s the closest thing to getting tail that a guy can do, besides a webcam
• Cuz they’re perverted horn dogs. Guys like any form of sex. Phone sex, real sex, cyber sex. Pervs. lol
• I’d rather have phone sex if I’m horny because I’d be talking at least with a live girl I know and more than likely really like and I’ll probably be seeing her later and will be able to act out some of the phone sex lol, whereas watching porn is just watching nude strangers in a video that are acting fake and without any interaction besides and then being let down later when with real girls that don’t seem as sexy. Phone sex is always sexy and a huge turn on because you can keep making your own stories. Porno can get boring once you’ve seen it all.
• Ok they like it cuz it can feel good or they dont want to get the girl pregnant and they may just have a chode

Which leads me to the next question from the last bullet point: what is a chode? I always thought ‘chode’ was the area between your butthole and genitals. But whatever!

Apparently, ‘chode’ means different things to different people. Here it is from Urban Dictionary:

A penis wider than it is long

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn’t get a good grip because he had a chode.