We getting turnt up tonight!!
Hah, not really.
More like: we bloggin, we tweetin, we gettin lit, we sexy talkin on the phone allllll night long.
Staying home and making dat money, basically.
Here’s some party music to get you hyped.
Have a nice weekend. Call us if you’re horny as fuck😘😘😘
Hi. It’s been a fucking minute, hasn’t it? I haven’t posted here because I’ve actually run out of things to say,ย to be honest. I think I’m even a little burnt out by phone sex and I’m sick of looking at porn too. I need a permanent vacation, or better yet…I need to get seriously far away fromย this world. I wish to be abducted by aliens and never return to this shitty planet.👽
So I’m just gonna do what everyone else does on the internet: steal pictures from Tumblr and post them here.
So. Wanna fuck me on the phone?