That dreaded love holiday is coming around the fucking corner. And you know you’re gonna hear about it whether you like it or not. Well, don’t fret! You’ll never be lonely as long as we’re around. And we can cut to the chase and get to sexing each other without the expensive flowers & candy. Now that’s the best shit EVER! I always say: get YOURS any.which.way.YOU.can. So make sure to call us baby! xox
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Was just surfing the interwebz when I came across this. Pretty vintage, I bet you’re getting a boner just looking at this hot, blonde retro chick!
This to me is a sign that phone sex is NOT going away anytime soon. There are many dangers that come with newer technologies like web cam – the probability of someone hacking into your computer and stealing your personal information while the camera is on is very likely. Who wants THAT kind of hassle? Not me! It’s better to stay anonymous IMHO.
While you’re waiting for the big game to start up again, you should call and SCORE with a hot & naughty babe! After all, sports and sex always go hand in hand, so make this weekend the best weekend EVER!
Need I describe this picture? Every straight man’s #1 fantasy. My sexy bff and I are waiting! ;)
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Yup, my thoughts exactly! Don’t worry, it’s not a long read:
http://thoughtcatalog.com/brad-pike/2013/11/7-reasons-phone-sex-is-better-than-real-sex/
Ha! Made you look! ;p
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Funny (and still kinda hot)!