You’ve probably heard me say this a billion times already, but I’m busy as fuck around here. I suck, I moan, I roleplay, tell stories, and listen to you like I’m your personal therapist. Yup, my job is definitely more than just “phone sex”. No complaints though, I LOVE working from home! Sometimes I get a little loud though and I’m pretty sure my neighbors can hear me (apartment life, know what I’m saying?). True story, ha!
So yes, I took time out of my busy day to post this fine ass bitch. If you wanna look her up, her name is TS Melanie Milano. What a GODDESS okay?! Yum yum yum. I posted this because someone keeps searching for “black shemales with big dicks”. Well here you go, buddy boy! You better fucking call us! Just saying.
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Happy Hump Day! Let’s Fuck.
Sorry, I’ve been MIA. What can I say, I’m a busy little phone sex slut. I do it all damn it, I get fucked in ALL MY HOLES so I hope you’ve been enjoying the archives! xx
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Somebody’s Obsessed with Sexy Black Shemales with Huge Cocks!
Here’s a sexy cartoon I dug up on the good ol’ internets. I know you’re out there, looking for that perfect shemale to pound you in the ass with her massive black cock. You love it so fucking much yet can’t really find this perfect woman in real life & that’s why you’re here. Well, you know what to do baby! Click the phone sex number below, get hard, lube up & get in your favorite position!
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PSA: You won’t find FREE Phone Sex here!
This is getting really old. Like I get you want something for free but seriously – it’s not gonna happen. You might get it for free the first time, but after that – you gotta pay up honey! This is a service just like any other, it just so happens to be a virtual exchange of goods. Just like going to the movies, you are paying to be entertained (and in this case – blow your load).
There are real girls (wo)manning these lines, and they gotta get paid just like the rest of us who have to work.
So please, kill that shit.
P.S. I DOUBT anything I just said will have any effect so fuck it. Call if you wanna fuck a hot MILF!
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Prepared to have your mind BLOWN!
Holy fuck. This picture makes me wet, and I consider myself to be straight! A big, black, sassy-looking shemale, a true Queen who will make you kneel and lick the floor she walks on. I bet you she likes being Top Bitch, and I don’t blame her; there just seems to be no other way around it. Her soft cock already looks big too, I only wonder how much bigger it will get when it’s rock hard! Of course she’ll probably make you beg for it, and put you in a lot of pain…but you like that, don’t you? It’s gonna hurt so good when she FINALLY decides to fuck you with it. No doubt your mouth is watering & can’t wait to be her bottom bitch!
Are you feeling it? So lube the fuck up & call now for a hot shemale domination experience!
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Sexy ASS GIF of the Day!
It’s been a while since I’ve posted an ASS GIF. Like seriously, life is hard when you have to sift thru Tumblr to find the best porn GIFs (sarcasm)…I mean, there’s SO MUCH fucking porn out there (truth)! Heck yeah I’m super perverted and all but sometimes I’m just dumbfounded at the pervertedness that is blatantly out there! So I hope you are being a responsible parent and not allowing your kids to see it. Trust me, they’ll have PLENTY of time to watch porn when they turn 18.
So I got sidetracked with my little rant. My fucking morals get in the way sometimes :/
If you’re an ass man & want to get up all in that dirty hole, give us a call!
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My Friend’s Hot Mom
Found on YouTube; it’s hilarious yet oh-so-very true. Your Hot Mom Fantasy game is STRONG!
Natassia Dreams & TS Yasmin
Looking hot and fierce in latex. Imagine being dominated by these seductive tgirls — first, a hard spanking that will leave your ass red and raw, followed by Natassia forcing her rock hard candy stick into your mouth while getting pounded in the ass HARD by Yasmin. I doubt even the straightest man can deny his urges once he is in the presence of these two Goddesses. Enjoy the photo & call now if you have a hot transsexual fantasy you want to talk about:
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May the 4th Be With You
Looking hot & choking the shit outta you. #MayThe4thBeWithYoupic.twitter.com/VnYO3tEWaf
— Mistress Alexis (@Mistress_Lexa) May 4, 2015
Let’s make out…
and suck a hard fucking cock together…because sharing is caring!