Here’s a sexy cartoon I dug up on the good ol’ internets. I know you’re out there, looking for that perfect shemale to pound you in the ass with her massive black cock. You love it so fucking much yet can’t really find this perfect woman in real life & that’s why you’re here. Well, you know what to do baby! Click the phone sex number below, get hard, lube up & get in your favorite position!

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or check out this sexy, hung tgirl hottie over here!

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This is getting really old. Like I get you want something for free but seriously – it’s not gonna happen. You might get it for free the first time, but after that – you gotta pay up honey! This is a service just like any other, it just so happens to be a virtual exchange of goods. Just like going to the movies, you are paying to be entertained (and in this case – blow your load).

There are real girls (wo)manning these lines, and they gotta get paid just like the rest of us who have to work.

So please, kill that shit.

P.S. I DOUBT anything I just said will have any effect so fuck it. Call if you wanna fuck a hot MILF!

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Holy fuck. This picture makes me wet, and I consider myself to be straight! A big, black, sassy-looking shemale, a true Queen who will make you kneel and lick the floor she walks on. I bet you she likes being Top Bitch, and I don’t blame her; there just seems to be no other way around it. Her soft cock already looks big too, I only wonder how much bigger it will get when it’s rock hard! Of course she’ll probably make you beg for it, and put you in a lot of pain…but you like that, don’t you? It’s gonna hurt so good when she FINALLY decides to fuck you with it. No doubt your mouth is watering & can’t wait to be her bottom bitch!

Are you feeling it? So lube the fuck up & call now for a hot shemale domination experience!

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It’s been a while since I’ve posted an ASS GIF. Like seriously, life is hard when you have to sift thru Tumblr to find the best porn GIFs (sarcasm)…I mean, there’s SO MUCH fucking porn out there (truth)! Heck yeah I’m super perverted and all but sometimes I’m just dumbfounded at the pervertedness that is blatantly out there! So I hope you are being a responsible parent and not allowing your kids to see it. Trust me, they’ll have PLENTY of time to watch porn when they turn 18.

So I got sidetracked with my little rant. My fucking morals get in the way sometimes :/

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If you’re an ass man & want to get up all in that dirty hole, give us a call!

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Looking hot and fierce in latex. Imagine being dominated by these seductive tgirls — first, a hard spanking that will leave your ass red and raw, followed by Natassia forcing her rock hard candy stick into your mouth while getting pounded in the ass HARD by Yasmin. I doubt even the straightest man can deny his urges once he is in the presence of these two Goddesses. Enjoy the photo & call now if you have a hot transsexual fantasy you want to talk about:

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It’s been a while since I’ve posted a sexy GIF. Here you go, enjoy! And as always, call now if you’re a man who loves women with big fucking tits! She’d LOVE to rub your hard, smooth cock all over those sensitive nipples and inbetween her cleavage…

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I was lurking on Twitter when I stumbled upon this girl. I literally had to do a doubletake because I wasn’t sure if she was trans. Her name is Jessica Versace, hailing from Italy. So young & so fucking cute, I really can’t stand it…

If you have a hot tranny fantasy that you’re DYING to express, call now sexy!

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I know I said last time that I would be updating the blog regularly but lo & behold – I haven’t. Sorry about that! But then again, is anyone really reading this? So anyways we are here, behind the scenes mostly. We hope you’ve gotten a chance to check out our latest version of Easy Girls! Simplified to make your browsing & calling experience easier. After all, we must live up to our name, right? ;)

If you enjoy the bigger ladies – those hot, curvy women with BIG BOOBS, check out our BBW / TITS section!

I was searching for the right pic to go with this post. I love finding retro smut on the internet. Matches nicely with our blog too. If you’re horny, you know what to do!

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You’ve probably heard me say this a bunch of times already but we’re busy as fuck around here! Seriously. Not to brag, but we have SO MANY copycats attempting to look & sound like us that we constantly have to change things up around here. Yup, what can I say – we set the bar pretty high. But my friend Mia would probably correct me and say “WE ARE THE FUCKING BAR, BABY!!”

Now you’re probably thinking to yourself, why would a couple of anonymous phone sex sluts think so damn highly of themselves?! Well I have an answer – it’s because no one else is going to praise us, goddamnit. As PSO’s we’re mostly alone during our shift (and yes, we do get lonely too). Really, the only thing that keeps us company is our callers, YOU. We have to find ways to keep us entertained in between calls. Now do you get it? Good.

But hey I just wanted to let you know that this phone sex blog has not been abandoned! So thanks again for visiting! xx

Are you feeling this gif? I snagged it off Tumblr of course. Give us a call sexy & let’s masturbate! ;)

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