Our Woman Crush Wednesday belongs to Ava Lauren – a hot adult film star who just gets better with age. While a lot of our callers like ’em young and barely legal, we also have callers who love ’em mature. And let’s face it, MILFs pretty much rule and those who are young now will soon get old. Basically, Ava Lauren has it going on!! I hope to look as good as her when I’m her age. So yeah, enjoy these pics! And while you’re enjoying these pics & getting stiff down there you should call & talk to a hot & horny MILF right now…

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Our Throwback slash Tranny Crush Thursday belongs to Venus Van Dam from Sons of Anarchy. If you’ve watched this show for some time now, then you know who she is. Dude looks like a lady with a very nice rack! ;)

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Sorry we’re late but our #wcw (Woman Crush Wednesday) or #tct (Tranny Crush Thursday) post belongs to Kim Bella! She is freakin’ gorgeous from head to toe – blonde, a very pretty face, big luscious boobs and a nice cock! All I can say is GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN! Thank you Tumblr for the pictures. Soooo, you got a HOT tranny fantasy you want to fulfill? ;)

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It’s been a minute since I’ve posted a hot GIF! Scouring Tumblr for the best ones can be really time consuming and being the dedicated phone sex girl that I am, I simply don’t have all the time in the world to post them regularly. I’m just too busy making that money! True story. So if you’re a real assman, call me babe! You can spank it alllll day & all night ;)

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Taking a little break to post vintage pulp covers. I am pretty amused by these right now, as I love the alluring illustrations and their oneliners to hook you in. When you were a kid you probably stumbled upon your dear old dad’s nudie magazines and opened up a whole new world. And now as an adult you are looking at nudes through your cell phone. As the world turns, sex is timeless and will never go out of style. It’s the one thing that will keep the human population going. If the world ended today, guess who will be doing the dirty deed? Microscopic organisms…and cockroaches!

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tumblr_mpmd0b5qIi1s5sgl7o1_500tumblr_n3dau6MXAC1qhuqtzo1_500"Nympho Librarian" by Les Tucker (Jake  Moskovitz) New York: Bee-Line Press, [1970] Cover by Paul RaderFabian-Z-156-1962-600x946Candid-Reader-CA968-1969-600x991Candid-Reader-CA986-1969-600x99544705037-5835259906_ea7e3cf663_o1-600x1008

Source: Pulp Covers

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