It’s been a while since I wrote anything here. In case you’re wondering who is the writer of all these phone sex blog posts for the last 8 years or so, it is me. Though I am not an actual phone sex operator, I have been behind the scenes doing promotional & marketing work for a long time.
Otherwise, if you just want phone sex
No need to make it more than it needs to be.
I’m horny, you’re horny.
Let’s phonefuck and degrade the fuck out of each other then.😘
I’m writing this real quickie style to let yall know I’m here and I’m horny AF!! So fuckin horny that I gotta rub my dripping wet pussy on a pillow. Ohhh it feels REALLY wet and slimy down there. It’s hard to give all the details so someone please call me rn before it goes away, I’d love to get off with someone!
Wow, she’s young and fucking gorgeous…and hard…and pumping hot cum for you!
What are you gonna do about it?
Not phone sex related at all but if you’re bored and want to watch two super cute girls answer dirty questions, then this is for you.
Karlee Grey is an adult film actress and Lena the Plug is famous on social media – I found her on YouTube; they are both really intelligent, funny and just fun to watch. I had nothing else to do, so yeah I watched. If I were a guy, I’d probably rub one out ’cause they’re both really hot and busty. Enjoy!
Or you can just call for some good old fashioned phone sex and talk to a real person, it’s up to you. Just click the phone number below:
How great is it to know that us ladies still have something to look forward to as we age! Pornstar MILF actress Julia Ann proves that age is bullshit. Nina Hartley is much older and she looks fucking great too. There’s a handful of ladies that are thriving and doing it well in an industry that values youth and tight skin and so I have nothing but the utmost respect for these mature babes.
So are you into mature women? If you’re ready to stop fucking around with young girls who don’t know what the fuck they want then click to call now!😘
Can’t get enough of Julia Ann? Here is her Instagram!
Seriously though, who doesn’t love a big fucking ass? So round, so thick, so spankable, so juicy! Call now if you’re an ASSMAN, baby!! I can’t wait to put my ass all up in your face and let you smell it!😋🍑😋🍑😋🍑
Since no one comments on what they actually want to see on here (other than wanting to fuck or wanting to see my boobs), I will attempt to resume posting big tit gifs.
So stop being a lurker and call…
Well, isn’t it? I guess if I were you, I’d be “here” just for the pictures too!
Does it even matter that I haven’t updated this blog since last year? I don’t think it does.
You see, I’m having an existensial crisis of some sort. Things that used to have meaning for me no longer don’t. Like this blog. That’s why I stopped updating it.
Our minds evolve from wanting one thing to wanting something else.
Except I don’t know what that “something else” is.
So while I’m staying low key trying to figure shit out, I decided I would write something quick here. So if someone is actually reading this – I hope you are happy, healthy and most of all…horny! Because horny guys keeps us in business.
Have a great start to this new year. And yes, give us a call. Cock hungry MILF sluts are waiting to slob on that knob! Bye!😘😜😝
I honestly have no fucking clue how we even have 20! Subscribers to this blog. That’s insanity. But thank you, I guess?? I can’t even believe the blog has lasted this long – I’ve pretty much run out of things to say like 6 months ago.
So here’s a pic of my big round ass and my gorgeous asshole, spread wide so I can ride this dick proper. You know it’s really not me, but let’s just pretend it is, ok??😜
