You’ve probably heard me say this a billion times already, but I’m busy as fuck around here. I suck, I moan, I roleplay, tell stories, and listen to you like I’m your personal therapist. Yup, my job is definitely more than just “phone sex”. No complaints though, I LOVE working from home! Sometimes I get a little loud though and I’m pretty sure my neighbors can hear me (apartment life, know what I’m saying?). True story, ha!
So yes, I took time out of my busy day to post this fine ass bitch. If you wanna look her up, her name is TS Melanie Milano. What a GODDESS okay?! Yum yum yum. I posted this because someone keeps searching for “black shemales with big dicks”. Well here you go, buddy boy! You better fucking call us! Just saying.

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Sorry, I’ve been MIA. What can I say, I’m a busy little phone sex slut. I do it all damn it, I get fucked in ALL MY HOLES so I hope you’ve been enjoying the archives! xx

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Here’s a sexy cartoon I dug up on the good ol’ internets. I know you’re out there, looking for that perfect shemale to pound you in the ass with her massive black cock. You love it so fucking much yet can’t really find this perfect woman in real life & that’s why you’re here. Well, you know what to do baby! Click the phone sex number below, get hard, lube up & get in your favorite position!

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or check out this sexy, hung tgirl hottie over here!

Holy fuck. This picture makes me wet, and I consider myself to be straight! A big, black, sassy-looking shemale, a true Queen who will make you kneel and lick the floor she walks on. I bet you she likes being Top Bitch, and I don’t blame her; there just seems to be no other way around it. Her soft cock already looks big too, I only wonder how much bigger it will get when it’s rock hard! Of course she’ll probably make you beg for it, and put you in a lot of pain…but you like that, don’t you? It’s gonna hurt so good when she FINALLY decides to fuck you with it. No doubt your mouth is watering & can’t wait to be her bottom bitch!

Are you feeling it? So lube the fuck up & call now for a hot shemale domination experience!

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It’s been a while since I’ve posted an ASS GIF. Like seriously, life is hard when you have to sift thru Tumblr to find the best porn GIFs (sarcasm)…I mean, there’s SO MUCH fucking porn out there (truth)! Heck yeah I’m super perverted and all but sometimes I’m just dumbfounded at the pervertedness that is blatantly out there! So I hope you are being a responsible parent and not allowing your kids to see it. Trust me, they’ll have PLENTY of time to watch porn when they turn 18.

So I got sidetracked with my little rant. My fucking morals get in the way sometimes :/

If you’re an ass man & want to get up all in that dirty hole, give us a call!

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and suck a hard fucking cock together…because sharing is caring!

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Happy Throwback Thursday! It’s been a while since I’ve posted a throwback mailer. I think it was a good idea to recycle these into digital format, don’t ya think? Nothing goes to waste, everything is recycled. It’s like when I finally tell my open-minded friends that I’m a phone sex operator, the VERY first thing they always say is “WTF, phone sex is STILL around??” Abso-fucking-lutely YES, believe it or not. It’s safer than prostitution, I’ll tell you that. So like I said, nothing ever really goes away.

So reach out & touch someone.

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Life is pretty hard when you’re young & horny like me; like ALL I think about is sex. Is this normal? I can’t even concentrate sometimes, there’s days when I’m LITERALLY squirming in my seat and having wet, gushy dreams in class! To the point where it feels as if I peed myself. Guys my age wanna sext but for real…I wanna get fucked, pounded, slammed. I dream about an older man with a thick fucking cock. OMG, I can’t believe I just said that…😳

If you fit the description, call me now Daddy!

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Sometimes a bitch gets tired of jerking guys off…on the phone. Haha, true story! Not only do I have to do that, but I gotta make sure you keep on coming back. So a bitch has to tweet constantly, blog constantly and keep it all going. Phone sex is not as easy as people make it out to be; it’s very competitive out here on the web – so many internet-savvy chicks are vying for your attention & so am I. Not that I’m complaining or anything, I love my job and I’d be stupid broke if I stopped; but I get tired of it too.

So like the rest of the human rat race, I need to take a little vacation. I won’t be blogging here as much. But maybe if I have a really good post up my sleeve, I will post! But until then, enjoy the archives…and enjoy this Valentine throwback from 2013! Now be a good boy & show Mom how you do it! ;)

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I was lurking on Twitter when I stumbled upon this girl. I literally had to do a doubletake because I wasn’t sure if she was trans. Her name is Jessica Versace, hailing from Italy. So young & so fucking cute, I really can’t stand it…

If you have a hot tranny fantasy that you’re DYING to express, call now sexy!

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