It’s no surprise that my mom is a mega.FUCKING.slut. As she’s gotten older, she’s also gotten wayyy hornier and likes to fuck my guy friends behind my back!! I can’t believe I’m even telling you this, but it’s true. I get this weird feeling that she might be fucking my boyfriend too…the way he lights up whenever she pretends to “bother” us. Wearing skin tight tops and showing off her tits. Seriously, WTF! Whose mom does that? Only my trashy, spray-tanned, stripper-shoe wearin’, clit-pierced, slutty-ass mom, that’s who! Fuck my life. Anyway, see for yourself…btw, she really likes young guys like in their early 20’s! Ewww, slut.

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Ok I gotta admit, that’s as much Spanish that I know. But who cares anyway? Meet Monica – she’s a smoking hot Latina AND she’s packin’ something “extra”. Oh, and it’s HARD. Oralé!

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Hang out with Melanie. She’s always bored and needs “stuff” to do. Always has boys on her mind and talks nonstop about sex. You can tell by that smirk on her face that she’s up to no good. If you think you can keep up with this cute little chatterbox, give her a call! She might let you spank her for being a pottymouth and she might even call you “Daddy!”

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I’ve been so excited to bring you this post just because I really love this artist’s work. And it’s hard to share this kind of stuff with your regular friends because they may or may not understand and might think you’re some kind of perverted weirdo. Luckily, my anonymous readers & callers understand! ;)

Namio Harukawa draws larger-than-life, overtly sexy women overpowering smaller, weaker men. I hope you will enjoy it as much as I do…and get aroused just by looking at it! Thanks again Tumblr for the images.

If you are indeed turned on and feel the urge to be dominated right fucking now,

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Miko is young and very pretty. She is shy, yet there is a seductive side to her. You can tell she is burning up with desire and really wants to get to know a sexy American man. You should call Miko now and get her to reveal her most secret fantasies!

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Happy Vday, sexy! I hope you’ll call me later so we can do things to each other ALL night long! Get your moaning voice ready for me…

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So pick a hole, any hole Mister! This naughty girl’s bedroom door is locked, and she’s ready to play with you ;)

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Thank youuuu internet for all the sexy pictures! If it wasn’t for the internet, I’d actually have to get dressed, leave the comforts of my cozy bedroom, go outside my apartment, pick up a local smut newspaper (do they still have those?) or drive to the seedy parts of my neighborhood to attempt to look for a sheman. And probably not even a good-looking one! ::shivers:: Sorry but crossdressers & transvestites just don’t do it for me like a real shemale does. WOW! I found this on Tumblr and had to post on here! Enjoy. xx

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Hello sweetness. Why don’t you get cozy with me tonight…I’ll keep you warm and toasty! <3

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That dreaded love holiday is coming around the fucking corner. And you know you’re gonna hear about it whether you like it or not. Well, don’t fret! You’ll never be lonely as long as we’re around. And we can cut to the chase and get to sexing each other without the expensive flowers & candy. Now that’s the best shit EVER! I always say: get YOURS any.which.way.YOU.can. So make sure to call us baby! xox

p.s. this pretty young nymph with a bangin’ bod is already waiting for YOU!

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