And you know why? Because deep down inside, we ALWAYS know what a guy wants. Just because a girl is slutty doesn’t mean she’s stupid. She gets what she wants and doesn’t give a fuck about what anyone else thinks. So drunk dial us baby & let’s fuck! #easygirls
Category Archives: Sex
Femdom Erotica
I’ve been so excited to bring you this post just because I really love this artist’s work. And it’s hard to share this kind of stuff with your regular friends because they may or may not understand and might think you’re some kind of perverted weirdo. Luckily, my anonymous readers & callers understand! ;)
Namio Harukawa draws larger-than-life, overtly sexy women overpowering smaller, weaker men. I hope you will enjoy it as much as I do…and get aroused just by looking at it! Thanks again Tumblr for the images.
If you are indeed turned on and feel the urge to be dominated right fucking now,
Call 1-800-919-2BEG
Cum Talk to Miko
Miko is young and very pretty. She is shy, yet there is a seductive side to her. You can tell she is burning up with desire and really wants to get to know a sexy American man. You should call Miko now and get her to reveal her most secret fantasies!
Callย 800-ASK-4-SEX
Me, you & my best friend! ;)
Hello from Dolly!
Happy Vday, sexy! I hope you’ll call me later so we can do things to each other ALL night long! Get your moaning voice ready for me…
Call 888-FOR-FAT-LOVE
Secrets of a Phone Sex Operator
For those who like to read: If you obsess about phone sex as much as I do, I stumbled upon a blog (albeit old) that I thought was very interesting, funny and still relevant to what we do. Check it out: Operator 15
Here is a really good one:ย My All Time Favorite Call
You like ’em young & tight? #1
So pick a hole, any hole Mister! This naughty girl’s bedroom door is locked, and she’s ready to play with you ;)
Call 888-ASK-4PUSSY
Suck my shecock, baby!
Thank youuuu internet for all the sexy pictures! If it wasn’t for the internet, I’d actually have to get dressed, leave the comforts of my cozy bedroom, go outside my apartment, pick up a local smut newspaper (do they still have those?) or drive to the seedy parts of my neighborhood to attempt to look for a sheman. And probably not even a good-looking one! ::shivers:: Sorry but crossdressers & transvestites just don’t do it for me like a real shemale does. WOW! I found this on Tumblr and had to post on here! Enjoy. xx
Call 800-WET-TSTV
Sweet Mocha Girl <3
Hello sweetness. Why don’t you get cozy with me tonight…I’ll keep you warm and toasty! <3
Call 800-888-MOCHA
Will U B Mine?
That dreaded love holiday is coming around the fucking corner. And you know you’re gonna hear about it whether you like it or not. Well, don’t fret! You’ll never be lonely as long as we’re around. And we can cut to the chase and get to sexing each other without the expensive flowers & candy. Now that’s the best shit EVER! I always say: get YOURS any.which.way.YOU.can. So make sure to call us baby! xox
p.s. this pretty young nymph with a bangin’ bod is already waiting for YOU!