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When we say “talk is cheap”, we fuckin mean it!Ā I don’t have a whole lot to say for this because the visuals pretty much take care of it. All you have to do is call us whenever you’re HORNY AS FUCKĀ 24/7 for the baddest, sexiest and cheapest phone sex sluts around. Ok, maybe there are cheaper phone sex lines out there āĀ but tell me, are they any good?? Let us know by leaving a comment.
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America, fuck yeah!
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It’s true, Americans are pretty full of themselves – we just LOVEĀ to talk about ourselves non-stop! We also love to consume, indulge and even go on a binge – whether it’s through food, sex or entertainment. And that’s why you should call usĀ for phone sex because:
A) We are made in the U.S. of fucking A (Southern California to be exact)!
B) We speak English (and some Spanglish, ex: You’re a cochino!)
C) And we really know how to make a man like you CUM HARD, EXPLODE, BLOW YOUR LOAD and POP!
Sounds like a horny, explosion-filled 4th of July to you? Well then my fellow (sexy) man – be a real American: express your sexual freedom and FUCK ourĀ BRAINS OUT!
Btw,Ā this is a #tbt cover from our Taboo mailer from 2012. Yeah baby!
800 WET DICK – bros before hos!
Happy fucking hump day ladies and gents! We hope you are having a fun, SEX-filled start to your summer. But if you need to kill some time or need to get off, you know who to visit online (DUH, us!) and you know who to call (DUH, us again!). We just updated another one of our phone sex sites, this one is for the gay or just curious boys – visit http://www.800wetdick.com/Ā or
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Get WET this summer…
Wow it’s been a minute since I’ve posted. I hope you’ve been clicking around & exploring all our HOT phone sex options! Well here’s another throwback for ya, more like a Wayback Wednesday from 2012! She’s allllll wet and ready for you. So always remember, we’re just a phone call away from getting your fuck on!
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#tbt – Dear Diary: I <3 Phone Sex!
It’s been quiet around here but our phone sex lines are still ringing more than ever! Anyway, did you miss us? Here is another one from our archives – this one is from 2011. So if it turns you on, you know what to do baby! ;)
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#tbt – Teen + Pink Panties = Taboo Phone Sex!
Another Throwback Thursday is here and the hits just keep on coming! This one is from 2012. It may seem like we toot our own horn a lot around here, but then again who else is gonna do it? It’s a DIY society – which means often timesĀ you just have to DO IT YOURSELF. At least with phone sex, you have a sexy voice to assist you in getting off! So if real life is getting you down, fucking treat yourself!Ā Call andĀ tell us your most secret, most uninhibited taboo fantasy!
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1-800-MOM-LUST
Mature and sexy ladies are looking to hook up with a young guy like YOU. VisitĀ 1-800-MOMLUSTĀ now for dirty, nasty, wild mommyĀ phone sex! Your hot MILF fantasy is just a phone call away. Only 89 cents per min! Mother’s Day will never, ever be the same ;)