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Didn’t think another wrinkle in the Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley scandal (enough hyphens?) would involve phone sex? Think again. Turns out the emails between Gen. Allen and Jill Kelley weren’t harmless. They were salacious, sexual and resembled phone sex more than anything. We’re delighted by this news.

Measure B, requiring actors starring in adult films produced in Los Angeles County to wear condoms, passed 56%-44% on November 6th. There are reasonable arguments to be made in favor of and in opposition to the measure. Those in favor cite the spread of STDs as a public health concern and thus within the purview of regulation. Opponents argue the measure is an encroachment on First Amendment rights and reflects a broader trend of the erosion of civil liberties. We fall somewhere in the middle of this debate, not out of lack of principle but as a general acknowledgment that the issue is complicated. Having said that, no one likes condoms in their porn. With that in mind, we oppose the measure. Hang loose and free!

And a fire ignited at a spa raided for a prostitution ring. We know prostitution can be hot, but didn’t know it could get this hot…

Am I the only one getting horny for the holidays? I hope not. And I certainly hope those who don’t have wives or children are not getting down on themselves- especially those who have no plans. Holidays are so much about families that single folks like me can sometimes feel sort of left behind. Thankfully, as a proud phone sex girl, my holiday, while not filled with turkey and stuffing, won’t be lonely at all. After all, we have each other! And like I mentioned, I get extra randy during this season. I’m not sure why—the cold nights? The togetherness I see all around me? The feeling of soft winter fleece against my skin…who knows?

What I do know is that NO MAN should let Thanksgiving pass without getting a little love and I’m making that a goal this year: Instead of “no man shall go hungry”, I’m pushing for “no man shall go horny”! I’m going to put in that extra effort these next few weeks with all my callers because I want you guys to know that you are not alone. I want you guys to stuff my bird, mash my metaphorical potatoes, and enjoy my deliciously sweet pumpkin pie. I’ve got a smorgasbord of sexy for you, so don’t you dare let this holiday pass feeling alone and sorry for yourself! Let’s CUM TOGETHER, you and I, and give each other the gift of love, no matter how fleeting. You have no one to blame but yourself if you spend Thanksgiving at home eating a microwaved meal—not when I’m waiting for my phone to ring!
Now, those of you who ARE being invited to a Thanksgiving dinner somewhere…I still want you guys too! Maybe you can slip away from Uncle-whoever’s stories, sneak into a private room, and dial me up. Actually, the idea of you guys stroking yourself at my command in the back bedrooms and bathrooms of your friends’ and families’ homes makes me want to rub one out right now! I’ve always been a thrill-seeker when it comes to sex, and I don’t know…the idea of getting you off with grandma just down the hall…..mmmmmmmmmmmmm. That’s the naughty girl in me who liked to f*ck on my parents bed back in high school. I LOOOOOOOOVE thinking of where you’ll be hiding when you call me, c*ck already hard from just the thrill of sneaking off…knowing what we are about to do. Unzipping your pants, worried someone will approach the door any minute…that first feeling when you unleash your beast from your boxers, skin touching skin as your hands glides along the smooth shaft…Good god I need to get a call right now…I’ve gotten myself all worked up! Where will you sneak off to when you call me? I’m literally wet and waiting, my dears, so give yourself what you deserve this Thanksgiving…a cornucopia of CUM…explosions of joy…a pilgrimage to my pussy…
Phone is in hand right now boys. Hope to hear your moans soon!

Your favorite sexy bitch,

Sedussa

Men cheat, women cheat. It’s a fact of life. People have cheated for centuries. It was outlawed in the Ten Commandments and has been explored extensively in literature, film, art and music throughout time. It’s a subject that incites passion and stokes visceral reaction. No matter how prevalent it has been over time, predictable questions remain. What exactly constitutes cheating and why do men and women alike do it? These questions are clearly open to debate. However, what remains clear is that, whatever may or may not be cheating, phone sex does not fall into the category.

The question of why men and women cheat has been the subject of fierce debate across academia and society at large. Biologists point to chemicals in the brain, such as an abundance of testosterone. Psychologists say it’s due to neuro-receptors and “flight/fight” responses. Sociologists claim society is somewhat “tolerant” of men’s deeds, especially in comparison to women. Men often argue that marital and relationship problems lead men elsewhere. Women counter that men are often aloof and disinterested, thus motivating women to seek attention from other people. The arguments vary but the conclusion does not – there is no consensus explanation for why men and women cheat.

When people think of cheating, they often think of adultery (and affairs), but the two are quite different. As defined by Merriam-Webster, adultery is, “the voluntary sexual intercourse between a married man and someone other than his wife or between a married woman and someone other than her husband.” The defining characteristic of adultery is intercourse. And an affair is merely marriage-less adultery. Therefore, by definition, without intercourse, it is not adultery nor is it an affair. Cheating, of course, is not limited to adultery and affairs. Granted the definition of cheating varies widely across time and space, cultures and countries; but there happens to be one universal characteristic of cheating, and that characteristic is physical intimacy.

Intimacy isn’t necessarily the conventional candlelit dinner with a bottle of red wine. Plenty of dates start this way and end up disastrous. Intimacy is a certain type of physical and emotional connection. It’s romantic in tone but often purely sexual in nature. Cheating involves a level of physical intimacy. When a man kisses a woman other than the one he’s in relationship with, he’s cheating. When a wife sleeps with someone other than her spouse, she’s cheating (and having an affair, in this case). Without physical intimacy, it isn’t cheating.

Phone sex isn’t cheating because it lacks physical intimacy. Indeed the type of conversation that usually occurs is overtly sexual, but because it lacks a physical element, it is not cheating. In a similar way that flirting with someone you’ve just met isn’t (generally) physical and therefore isn’t considered cheating, neither is phone sex. Phone sex maintains a level of distance and anonymity. It lacks intimacy. There isn’t a physical connection whatsoever. It is impossible to consider phone sex cheating.

Ladies and gentlemen, pick up the phone, dial a raunchy number and phone sex away (and don’t worry, you’re not cheating).

The Frisky has some good advice for guys on have to have phone sex. Study up, gentlemen, the ladies are waiting…

Ok, for the most part, I try to stay out of political matters. But I always have, and always will, stick up for women’s rights as the proud, modern, unashamed woman that I am. I mean, I work in the adult industry—that takes a good deal of being open-minded and liberal in such matters. I don’t know what my “client’s” political affiliations are (and trust me, politics are the LAST thing on their minds when they’ve got me on the phone), and I don’t care because it has nothing to do with what we are doing. I’m a real live and let live kind of girl, and that certainly goes with the territory. And I’m lucky, in a sense: I practice the safest sex ever— phone sex!

But when I do engage in –ahem- actual physical contact, I use protection. However, in those rare cases I’m in a relationship, that gets old, and after awhile you want that more intimate, skin-on-skin contact with a partner you’ve come to know and trust. So in that case, a girl like me relies on birth control. It makes sense, right? I don’t need, nor want, 10 kids running around. I’m not ready for children, and damn it—WHY OH WHY are there people out there that can’t respect not only my RIGHT to feel that way, but also my GOOD SENSE in being able to know the difference between being ready for the biggest responsibility a person can have, and not being ready? This isn’t a pro-choice rant: I’m NOT going to say/write a peep about abortion. I won’t touch that topic with a ten-foot pole on here. But we are talking LONG BEFORE a baby is involved. No harm, no foul. Why on earth would any group of people want to deny a woman reasonable and affordable means to abstain from having children? Think about it—if she can’t even afford to pay outright for birth control, how on earth could she afford to actually raise a child? And if a woman is clearly saying she’s not in the right mental or emotional place to take that on, why should that bother ANYONE? I thought taking OWNERSHIP of your own flaws, shortcomings, and whatnot was supposed to be a good thing? Not that not having or wanting kids is a flaw—my point it just that people do a lot of stupid things for a lot of stupid reasons, or no reason at all. When a woman is smart enough to know what she wants and what she is or isn’t capable of, we should COMMEND her, not CONDEMN her, for this.

Right now law makers in Arizona are trying to help employers get out of covering birth control in their health insurance plans if a woman doesn’t MEDICALLY need to use it, such as in the case of PCOS. So having perspective on where we are at in life means nothing? Not wanting children, which is everyone’s right to chose just as much as the decision TO have them means nothing?

Why do I get the feeling these are the same folks that would call me a whore for what I do? An abomination for not wanting to be a mother. A brazen strumpet for peddling sex for a living, even when I’m never face-to-face with my “lovers”.

I believe phone sex and other forms of pornography fill a gap in people’s lives. I’ve talked with and made phone love to men who were hurting emotionally, in places where women were not available to them, and even just guys who are too shy to approach women. I provide an outlet for these guys, and that makes ME feel good inside. I get off on getting them off. I get off on making people feel good. How could anyone think this a sin? Because at the end of the day, we are ALL sexual creatures. If we weren’t we’d die off. Not everyone needs to procreate, but everyone DOES need to have sex. The body yearns for this, despite our best efforts sometimes!

Dear readers, my beloved perverts…please think twice before you take any more power away from us ladies. I couldn’t be here serving you up amazing “O’s” if I had a kid on each hip. I’m not ready. And I might not ever be. So what? Who is it hurting? Less taxes out of your pocket, right? Shouldn’t they all rejoice this choice? And If society protects my right to say “I’m not ready yet” regarding having sex in the first place (no means no!), why do they not want to protect my right to say I’m not ready to have children, which is a thousand times more of a big commitment?

Ok, ok, Sedussa is done bitching for today. Back to the phone so I can work off the terrible headache this subject has given me with some good, old-fashioned phone fucking! I fuck, therefore I am. No baby required. ;P

-Sedussa <3

Automated phone sex can go in some unexpected and funny directions

From GQ: Ari Graynor, star of the hit film For a Good Time, Call, gives her tips for “idiot-proof” phone sex:

GQ: Before we get started, do you have any general tips?
Ari Graynor: Well, the rules of phone sex are much like the rules of life: Be open-minded, nonjudgmental, creative, a good listener.

GQ: Those also translate well to actual sex.
Ari Graynor: To all person-to-person interactions. Moral is: There’s a lot to be learned from phone sex!

GQ: So I’ll start with something like: Hello, this is Winifred, and you’ve reached 1-800-PHONE-SEX! Where we do things like…have phone sex.
Ari Graynor: Um…okay. It’s all about the tone of the voice. Pretend you’re excited. Everything the other person says just makes you tickle with utmost delight!

GQ: Got it. Let me tell you what I’m wearing—I’m in one of those loooong, looose maxi dresses from the Gap.
Ari Graynor: Maybe you could say it’s from Gap Body? That sounds more intimate.

GQ: And how does one get to the action? Would So what are you doing…? suffice?
Ari Graynor: If you’re really running a phone-sex line—for money or for comedy—you would want people to be on the phone for a long time. Start off with small talk. Get to know each other. It could be Oh, you live in Detroit? I hear it’s diiirty there. Have fun with adjectives. They should relate to feelings, colors, or textures. Like, if I asked you: What are you doing right now? You could say: I’m writing… C’mon!

GQ: …I’m doing an interview. It’s sooo hard.
Ari Graynor: Yes! I’m turned on already.

GQ: I’m stretching right now. I don’t know if you can hear me.
Ari Graynor: No, I can. You’re getting very limber, and I like it. Are you flexible?

GQ: If I’m standing straight, I can bend my hands down to, like, my knees?
Ari Graynor: Um, maybe: Oh yeeeeah. I can go all the way down.

GQ: Question: How crucial is variety?
Ari Graynor: Well, it would really be up to your phantom caller. Let them run the show. Some of our callers gave location-specific requests. In your office. Or the supermarket, talking about all of the fruits. Try to keep it in one world.

GQ: I don’t think I can mention private parts, because my co-workers can hear me.
Ari Graynor: Okay. I still feel like you learned a lot.

GQ: Is there any etiquette after everyone is, you know, finished?
Ari Graynor: Well, I think it’s only polite to say thank you. You’ve been through something together. People have given their bodies and souls—and potentially some body fluids.

GQ: Got it. Thank you, Ari.
Ari Graynor: Thank you.

Each weighs as much as a small child. We’re wondering if each requires its own health care plan.

What happens when a social media site gets popular and hits “critical mass”? Adult content makes its debut.

Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan spoke at the RNC last night. What a guy. We’re supposed to get to know the personal histories of our presidential and vice presidential candidates, right? After all, we’re potentially electing them to the most consequential offices in the land. So here’s an important question – what does Mr. Ryan do behind closed doors? Evidently we’re not the only ones who are curious.

Speaking of the RNC, some guy was offered a blowjob at one of the “wrap up” events. Blowjobs, RNC, wrap up events… awesome.

Porn pirates are on the open seas. What does this mean? It means anyone committing porn copyright infringement should take a look port and starboard before going any further.

There are few people in this world with as much mastery of the depraved as John Waters. True, ever since the late 70’s he’s gotten more mild and mainstream, and let’s face it—how can one top Pink Flamingos? But I was reminded (and inspired) last night that sexual depravity CAN be an art form. I re-watched “A Dirty Shame”, and had forgotten just how funny this movie is. The very idea that sexual addiction is “a privilege” had me nodding empathically. And I found myself texting one-liners to my friends. A few faves:
“He has no right to be that hard!”
“Look, I’m not a prude—I’m married to an Italian.”
“It’s not safe out! People are shaving their crotches as we speak! There’s pubic hair in the air! Everywhere!”
I love Water’s ability to poke fun at the stick-up-their-arse folks who still think it reasonable to “wait until marriage”…folks who are so ashamed at their own sexuality that they have to lash out at others. I also love his ability to turn any kind of smut, depravity, or otherwise “gross” obsession into glamour. Sex will ALWAYS be a fascinating subject, and he handles it with the seriousness of a court jester, thankfully. I rely on people like Waters to shed some forgiving light on what I do. Yes, I love sex. All kinds of sex, with all kinds of people. I love my job. I love knowing I’ve pleased someone. And if that makes me a whore, so be it. There are less honorable ways of putting a roof over one’s head, I’m sure you’ll agree. At least we both know what the other wants, and is willing to give it.
It’s time for people to take the stigma out of sex and realize it’s a healthy, natural thing. We all do it, or, at least, we all WISH we were doing it! And further, fetishes are more commonplace than you think. This movie reveals some of the many “unusual” fetishes you might not have heard about. The point is– we’re out there! All around you!

So I just wanted to thank Mr. Waters for just pointing out what we are all thinking anyway. It’s time to go sexing!

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