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You’ve probably heard me say this a bunch of times already but we’re busy as fuck around here! Seriously. Not to brag, but we have SO MANY copycats attempting to look & sound like us that we constantly have to change things up around here. Yup, what can I say – we set the bar pretty high. But my friend Mia would probably correct me and say “WE ARE THE FUCKING BAR, BABY!!”

Now you’re probably thinking to yourself, why would a couple of anonymous phone sex sluts think so damn highly of themselves?! Well I have an answer – it’s because no one else is going to praise us, goddamnit. As PSO’s we’re mostly alone during our shift (and yes, we do get lonely too). Really, the only thing that keeps us company is our callers, YOU. We have to find ways to keep us entertained in between calls. Now do you get it? Good.

But hey I just wanted to let you know that this phone sex blog has not been abandoned! So thanks again for visiting! xx

Are you feeling this gif? I snagged it off Tumblr of course. Give us a call sexy & let’s masturbate! ;)

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Just having fun with my sexy girlfriend. We both took the day off work & decided that we would pamper ourselves, sauna style! We’re both full-figured women so it wasn’t hard to start playing with each others massive, delicious boobs. They’re just SO huge, yummy & hard to resist. We’re not gonna tell you what happens next, but I think it involves YOU! So click to call us…

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Call 1-800-695-3SUM