Wow dudes. I haven’t blogged on here in FOREVER and there are even more subscribers now. WTF?
Well that makes me happy…and WET actually! Dripping. fucking. WET.
Because let’s be honest – the pandemic has made everyone sick of the people they live with in real life and horny as fuck for all the smoking hot, sex worker sluts you see online.
So we fucking win and I still get mad horny when I talk to random guys on the phone.
I love phone sex commercial spoofs, they’re funny as fuck and they make my day. There has to be humor in what I do or else I’d be very sad and probably just kill myself.
But seriously though, who’s the babe? She’s HOT!! And can we say TIG OL’ BITTIES much??😍😍😍
Good job Huf, you’ve got me to pay attention!
So fuck it, you wanna have some one-on-one phone sex fun for real?? Click or call the phone number below!
Mondays fucking suck. I’m trying to have a better PMA and shit but fuck. I just wanna cuss everyone out today and tell everyone to fuck off. I don’t wanna read anymore of your annoying fucking emails, I don’t want to do anymore fucking work. JUST GO AWAY AND LET ME LOOK AT MEMES.😫
I’m raging pretty hard right now and I’m horny as fuck too, blame my period! I feel like getting pounded hard on the phone while I ride one of my favorite toys saying “OH FUCK, FUCK YEAH. SLIDE THAT COCK IN REAL GOOD, BABY…MY PUSSY IS ALL BLOODY AND SLIPPERY AND WET FOR YOU…MY JUICES ARE LITERALLY DRIPPING DOWN MY THIGHS…OH YEAH BABY THAT FEELS SOOOOOO GOOD, YOU’RE GUNNA MAKE ME CUM HARD ALL OVER YOUR BIG, HARD FUCKING COCK!!”😮🍆💦
So who’s down for some agressive phone sex right now?? CALL ME IF YOU’RE ANGRY AS FUCK TOO!!
SO YEAH, FUCK YOU. COME AND FUCK ME.🖕😡🖕
Ok seriously, WTF. Who did this?? I’m shocked obviously and my mind is blown. Like, where did you all come from?? Did you all come from Brazzers.com??
So thanks a lot people…now the PRESSURE is really ON for me to post some really good content here! SMH.
Haha, not. I do what I want!!😝
Nothing’s changed. Just getting more traffic, that’s all.
So enjoy the archives…or call right now for a hot phonefuck. Bye!
I know, I know – not everyone believes in this.
And yet there are LOTS of guys out there with real girlfriends or real wives, who still seek something more than what they already have. And I’m not just talking about the good ol’ in and out; I’m talking about all kinds of sex in different forms – phone & cam sex, VR sex, sexting, watching porn and jerking off to it, etc.
Why is that?
Men get bored. Women get bored too. Shit, EVERYBODY gets bored at some point. Having another option makes it exciting, even sort of dangerous. It’s quite normal. That’s probably one of the reasons why Ashley Madison was so popular (remember them)?
Anyway, the point I’m trying to make is that paying for sex is fine because:
So what’s the freaking point of this blog post? Simple. Just be okay with paying for it. We all pay for our desires one way or another. Sex is no different.
With that being said, phone sex is probably the most harmless out of all the kinds of sex you can have. We’re basically enhancing the fantasies you already have, via voice.
So give us a call:
You miss my dirty fucking mouth, don’t you baby? Well in case you were wondering where I’ve been, I blog over here too. Too bad there’s not enough of me to go around, otherwise I’d be blogging sexy stuff 24/7. I seriously need a clone of myself (then we’d probably be making out, groping each other and completely forget about promoting our phone sex blog), but I digress! Until then, enjoy the visuals & call now! It’s only 89¢ per min with a tiny $2.99 connect fee. Hope to hear you CUM soon! ;)
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Another hump day is upon us and YES! We’ve got sex on our minds as usual, duh. Just wanted to send out another reminder that you can get your rocks off for just 89 cents per min by visiting 89centphonesex.com. Whatever fantasy you may have, we’ve got the girls to match! Teens, MILFs, Dommes & the ever-so-popular Chicks with Dicks and so much more are waiting for you to call. So have a fun & sexy time baby! xox
When we say “talk is cheap”, we fuckin mean it! I don’t have a whole lot to say for this because the visuals pretty much take care of it. All you have to do is call us whenever you’re HORNY AS FUCK 24/7 for the baddest, sexiest and cheapest phone sex sluts around. Ok, maybe there are cheaper phone sex lines out there – but tell me, are they any good?? Let us know by leaving a comment.
We are definitely the prettiest girls with the filthiest mouths! ;)
Talk to you soon!
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