No one is noticing my legendary hat because of mom.

Xavier: Do you need step father?


Life as a kid must be hard when your mom is way too young and way too fucking sexy, literally attracting more attention than you. She’s doing it “for the gram” in those skintight outfits and you’re probably traumatized by it. In your subconscious mind, you might even get horny and have “wet” dreams of your own mother!

Do you remember her breastfeeding you when you were little, which makes you want to grope and suck on her titties now?

Did she ever undress or change clothes in front of you so your model of a grown woman is your mom?

What in the actual fuck…

Is it your fault tho that your mom makes herself look that way?

Don’t blame yourself for having such dirty, nasty, incestuous thoughts.

Phone sex therapy will alleviate your issues with Mommy in the meantime. Talk it out with me, and stroke it if you have to. Confess to me what you cannot EVER tell a soul!

You know what to do, honey…I’ll be waiting for your call!

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Here’s a short story submitted by a friend of mine (a guy):

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For whatever reason, I tend to attract bitchy, cunty women. Like they just think they can tell me what to do, be mean to me and I’ll totally accept it. Which is sad but quite true.

You see I’m kind of a mama’s boy, meaning I clung to my mom a lot as a kid and into my teens. She was divorced and mostly single, worked a lot and so it was basically me and her for a long time. She’d take me to school, then my friend’s mom would drop me off and I would wait for her to come home from work and we’d have dinner together.

It wasn’t always peaches and cream growing up around my mom though, she was kind of a fucking cunt. She would yell at me a lot and boss me around. She would make me do ALL kinds of chores – mop, clean the bathroom, do laundry, fold clothes and shit…like I was her personal fucking slave or something.

Yet believe it or not, I always did whatever she fucking said. I gave her dirty looks, cussed her out in my head but I never talked back. I was respectful as fuck. Then when I was done, she would come over, give me a hug and a kiss and say “you’re such a good son!”

The odd thing was, her bossing me around actually turned me on. As soon as I was done with all my chores, I was free. And then she’d switch off & was so sweet afterwards, she’d say “thank you, honey! I love you! You know, this is really for your own good.”

So I’d go to my room, lock the door, hop into bed and pull down my pants and start reliving the moment again…while jacking off to my mom.

I have vivid memories of her yelling at me and while she did, her gorgeous figure loomed over me – her heaving breasts, her wide hips and round ass, the way she smelled, her disapproving face, she was actually sexy as hell.

Even when I lost my virginity at 15, I was having all kinds of sex. But nothing really got me off as when I thought of my own damn mother. Yup, I’m one sick puppy!

Well one day, things changed. As I got older, I started going out more. I think that’s when my mom thought it was ok for her to start dating again, ‘cuz I was hardly home anymore. So my mom got herself a boyfriend, and guess what? It made me real fucking jealous. I just got replaced by some older dude and he’s plowing my mom!

I imagined them fucking, I imagined her moaning and groaning. It pissed me off and it got me even harder.

I wanted to be the one to do things to her, to make her feel good. I wanted to stare at her with her legs crossed, smoking a cigarette while I mopped the floor. And then she would tell me “you missed a spot, baby” and take a puff.

“You don’t get to fuck your own mother until all your chores are done. Got it?”

Yes ma’am!

I really want my mom physically and I’m gonna make it happen somehow. To be continued…

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Why? Because you’ve stepped into a parallel world, where all your perverted desires come true.

That bitch is relentless, she can be a real cunt. You know who I’m talking about; the number one woman in your life, the one you hold in the highest regard yet can’t stand to be around her for too long? No matter how much you try to get her out of your head (and cock), she’s still there – punishing you, tormenting you with the ugliest words, treating you like you’re still a child. She’s constantly fucking with your head, reminding you what a worthless son of a bitch you are. She knows she has the upper hand.

And she’s probably right. You ARE a worthless son of a bitch. Look at you, you’re reading this & getting a hardon. You’re having all sorts of feelings and you can’t even control them – rage, anger, hatred and even lust…for your own mother? You’re a sick fucking bastard, that’s what.

There are days when you hate her so fucking much that you have fantasies of wanting to yell at her, strangle her, fondle her tits and then violently rip her clothes off, turn her around & pull her panties down and show her that you’re not a stupid little boy anymore.

Call now to show Mother what you’re made of!

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