It’s been a while since I wrote anything here. In case you’re wondering who is the writer of all these phone sex blog posts for the last 8 years or so, it is me. Though I am not an actual phone sex operator, I have been behind the scenes doing promotional & marketing work for a long time.
Otherwise, if you just want phone sex
I got taxes on my mind yall, so I’m updating this post. But then maybe you’re a freak and would like me to say tax terms to you while you stroke it?
In that case, call me for some voice sex…😘📱😘
Hope you got your damn taxes done on time. But if you haven’t, let us help you procrastinate even further. Not quite a #tbt but more of a way back Wednesday, this one is from 2013! Come back tomorrow to see part 2! :)
Click for Part 2 of Incum Tax Time!
No one is noticing my legendary hat because of mom.
Xavier: Do you need step father?
Life as a kid must be hard when your mom is way too young and way too fucking sexy, literally attracting more attention than you. She’s doing it “for the gram” in those skintight outfits and you’re probably traumatized by it. In your subconscious mind, you might even get horny and have “wet” dreams of your own mother!
Do you remember her breastfeeding you when you were little, which makes you want to grope and suck on her titties now?
Did she ever undress or change clothes in front of you so your model of a grown woman is your mom?
What in the actual fuck…
Is it your fault tho that your mom makes herself look that way?
Don’t blame yourself for having such dirty, nasty, incestuous thoughts.
Phone sex therapy will alleviate your issues with Mommy in the meantime. Talk it out with me, and stroke it if you have to. Confess to me what you cannot EVER tell a soul!
You know what to do, honey…I’ll be waiting for your call!
This is Denise Milani. She looks MILFY as fuck here so I pulled her pic just for you. Here is her Instagram.
Fap to this pic along with a sexyass voice!😍
Another short story submitted by a friend of mine (a guy):
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I have dreams about (I’ll call her Mrs. Rios), my neighbor. She’s super hot and curvy in all the right places. She lives across the street & comes home around 6pm everyday and so I lurk on her from my bedroom window. I even spent some money on binoculars so I can really see those gorgeous tits of hers.
When she’s looking extra fine, I start to stroke my cock to her. She makes me cum pretty fucking hard.
Let me describe her to you: she’s about 5’8″ I think – long, black hair, brown skin, curvy, big tits, MILFY basically. She’s probably almost 40 but she looks damn good. But she’s also married. Her husband is shorter than her and from the looks of it, she’s the shot caller. She drives a beamer and has a Gucci bag and all. Tried saying hi to her one day and she just looked at me. Fucking bitch. She’s a high class, stuckup broad and probably wouldn’t give me the time of day…
Yup. I’m fucking this cunt in my fantasy, and she LOVES it. She acts like she doesn’t, but when I bust out my huge cock and slap my hardass meat on her face – it’s over. Oh and I forgot to mention…her puny little husband is watching! Hahaha.
You see, I know when they’re home. So one night, I put on a ski mask, got my bb gun and walked over there around 8pm. Mrs. Rios was in the kitchen and her hubby was watching TV. I snuck into one of the windows and surprised the shit out of them! It was hot so Mrs. Rios was wearing a boner-inducing outfit – tank top, no bra and small ass shorts. Oh my fucking God! I instantly got a hardon so I had to do this quick. I grabbed her from her fine behind, my hard dick practically poking her ass, pointed the bb gun at her head and told her not to fucking move…
We’re gonna make our way to the living room now and you better not fucking scream or I’ll pull the trigger. I think she was scared, but at the same time I couldn’t help but feel that she was also turned on? Her fuckin nipples were literally poking through her tank top. WTF, was she excited or something? The thought of it got me even harder. I really wanted to fuck her right then and there but hold on…
So we make our way to the living room. Me with a goddamn boner, ski mask on, pretending to rob Mrs. Rios. Her husband was scared as fuck. He’s short and wimpy looking, but maybe he’s smarter than he looks. I’m pretty sure my dick’s bigger than his.
Wimpy husband nodded.
I still had Mrs. Rios around my arms. I pushed her down to their couch. Her hair was in disarray and her tank top had shifted. One of her tits really wanted to come out.
I think by then, Mrs. Rios and her husband saw my hardon. They were calm & really quiet, as if they knew what was about to go down!
So I told her to get on all fours and crawl to me. She did what she was told and I stroked her beautiful hair then pushed her head to my cock.
I still had my fake gun pointed at her husband when my face started to contort into that sex face. Mrs. Rios was licking the tip of my 8″ inch dick and doing some flicking with her tongue. She was taking it all in, grabbing my balls and sucking my dick hard. Damn baby, you’re gonna make me cum so I pushed her back, made her face her darling husband while I turned into a real savage and got rough with her. I pulled her shorts & panties down and started to fuck her hard doggystyle while slapping her thick, fat ass. It must’ve stung ’cause Mrs. Rios whimpered. Ski mask was still on so I was sweating like crazy! I was pounding this bitch into submission, sliding in & out of that juicy cunt while telling her that she was nothing but a stuckup bitch and a whore. She was moaning loud and screaming ‘YES, I’M A FUCKING WHORE’ while I pulled on her beautiful disheveled hair.
When I finally came, her husband also had a hard on. So I told him, get over here cuckold and lick up my jizz! I had pulled out enough to cum all over Mrs. Rios’ ass crack and pussy. I really don’t need a pregnant bitch right now.
He did what he was told. So odd, it’s as if he’s done this before. He was calm, but also really delighted it seems.
And while he did that, I zipped up my pants as quickly as I could and bolted the fuck out of there.
Found on YouTube; it’s hilarious yet oh-so-very true. Your Hot Mom Fantasy game is STRONG!
Sometimes a bitch gets tired of jerking guys off…on the phone. Haha, true story! Not only do I have to do that, but I gotta make sure you keep on coming back. So a bitch has to tweet constantly, blog constantly and keep it all going. Phone sex is not as easy as people make it out to be; it’s very competitive out here on the web – so many internet-savvy chicks are vying for your attention & so am I. Not that I’m complaining or anything, I love my job and I’d be stupid broke if I stopped; but I get tired of it too.
So like the rest of the human rat race, I need to take a little vacation. I won’t be blogging here as much. But maybe if I have a really good post up my sleeve, I will post! But until then, enjoy the archives…and enjoy this Valentine throwback from 2013! Now be a good boy & show Mom how you do it! ;)
Phone sex is hard work. Yeah, seriously! It’s similiar to working in an office: your room has to be quiet so there should be absolutely no distractions; you have to focus, pay attention and most of all – you have to work super HARD to make the guy CUM and feel satisfied. So you gotta respect the ladies who do this for a living. And don’t ask for a freebie either, it’s not gonna happen. Anyways, so that is my intro to this sexy throwback phone sex mailer from 2011. Is there a sexy co-worker on your mind? Maybe she’s your boss – you think she’s a mega bitch but you also think she’s hot as fuck? If so, tell us about it. Just click to call baby…
Getting closer to a slutty, sexy Halloween! We know for a fact that our callers love hot moms, aka MILFs. There’s so much boner material right there. I mean, what young man hasn’t dreamt of being seduced by a hot, older woman? She already knows exactly what to do to make you explode, just making you beg for more. So here’s another throwback phone sex mailer from 2012. Enjoy and get to phone fucking a mature lady now! ;)
The ultimate MILF, your friends hot fucking mom, the older lady you constantly fantasize about, the one your dick gets a MAJOR boner for. No introduction needed here! And stay tuned, we’ve got something coming your way and it’s sexy! ;)
