Oh boysā¦how Iāve missed writing you these last few days. Well, itās because Iāve been working my sexy round ass off! You see, since I take such great pride in what I do, Iām always looking for ways to improve. My latest challenge has been getting even better at building the visual pictures for my clients. Sure, my moaning goes a long way, but my descriptions could be even better. Like I mentioned my sexy round assā¦I could take that a lot further, couldnāt I? I could tell you that Iāve got an apple-bottom shape, with a low crack like youād find in one of those old English or Roman paintings of a woman lounging naked on a bed. I could tell you that it is firm enough to bounce a quarter off of, and has the nicest rebound bounce when you spank it! I could tell you the size of my beloved booty is exaggerated by the fact that it tapers into a tiny little waist PERFECT for holding onto we youāve got my flipped around in doggie-style. I could tell you that despite my overall petite figure, that Iām thicker in the thighs, offering the best cushion for the pushinā, as they say.
See what fun words can be? I could explain my breastsāinstead of the usual boring old size (naturally large C, maybe small D cup) I could go on to tell you that my areolas are the most lovely terracotta-mixed-with-pink color. They are on the larger size, but the nipples themselves are tiny and cute, and perfect for sucking and nibblingā¦
Yes, Iām working on painting a picture worth a thousand words. I want to make sure your c*ck responds EXACTLY how I want it to: popping up at full attention. Because this body DESERVES a throbbing rod ready for it. Seeā¦what I do is an art, and Iāve got all the right tools.
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Retro Phone Sex Commercials
Funny (and still kinda hot)!
Phone Sex Pranks: Sex Robot
We all have our fantasies. Some more exotic than others.
Ultimately, it cums down to whatever makes you explode like Mount St. Helens.
Top 10 Coolest Things About Being A Phone Sex Worker
10) Iām allowed to say āfuckāā¦even highly encouraged. (Got in trouble for this at my last job!)
9) I donāt have to be ashamed for being āhorny at workā.
8) The dress code is SEXY! Birthday suits are always welcome.
7) I donāt have to leave my house! Gas aināt cheap these days, yo!
6) Finding out what other peopleās kinks areā¦and adopting some I liked for myself!
5) My phone is a tax write-off.
4) My apartment is a tax write-off. Well, at least part of it.
3) I have the safest sex of anyone I know!
2) Every single day is different!
1) Getting paid to masturbate!
Yupā¦itās a decent life I live in the phonesex biz. I love talking to new guys. I love my regulars. I feel very sorry for people stuck in a cubicle, having to trek to the water cooler to get 3 mins to be social. I have always been a big talker, and so for me it is great to be able to gab and flirt and tease all day long. Plus, I love knowing for sure Iāve satisfied my customers!
Ok, enough bragging, talk to you all soon, I hope!
The Best Phone Sex Ever!
Hello boysā¦itās that time againā¦time for me to bear my dirty little soul to you all on here, giving you a rare inside peek into the world of phone sexā¦
Today Iād like to give tips to my callers about how to have absolute best experience on a phonesex call!
First of all, donāt be shy! There is nothing we havenāt heardāno kink, desire, or inclination that we havenāt experienced before from a caller. So donāt worry about bringing up what you really wantāwe wonāt judge! Let it all hang out!
Second, itās YOUR fantasy! Role-playing is one of the best parts of the job! We all could use a little time away from the realities of our lives, so take the time to indulge. Since itās a fantasy, take it all the way! Be who you want to be, and weāll be who you want us to be!
Third, take it slow. I know, I know, itās your ādimeā, but donāt rush in so much you canāt enjoy one of the best parts of sex- foreplay! The more you let me ārevā you up, the more rewarding your climax will be!
Lastly, donātā forget to tell us we pleased you! Nothing makes us happier than knowing weāve satisfied our customers!
Thatās it for now boy! Happy, horny dialing! xoxo