I know I tend to mention big dicks a lot. And yes, if you read this blog regularly then you know how much I LOVE them but for the rest of the population…

it’s okay to be average.

it’s also okay to be smaller than average.

But you know what I really don’t like? Small dick guys who overcompensate & become jerks through their words and actions.

Please don’t be a jerk, don’t buy into the idea that you are less of a man (unless it’s your kink or whatever). It’s easier to just come clean and be honest than be a literal dick to people. But hey, if you want to lose friends/respect from your peers then by all means, carry on.

I guess the point I’m trying to make here is that with phone sex or real life situations, get creative & use your imagination!

If your dick is small, be the best at licking pussy or to be gender-neutral here – giving head. They might be even down to try anal with you.

Remember boys and girls, porn is a fantasy. It is not real life. So don’t assume that your partner likes things a certain way just because you saw it in a porno. And don’t assume that your partner always likes it big! They might actually prefer something else. It may seem silly, but asking questions means you care about how the other person feels.

And that is my PSA for the day.

Is sex in real life still scary for you? Don’t worry, you can always have phone sex first! And who knows, you might learn a thing or two from our sexually skilled ladies ;)

Call 888-ASK-4SEX

p.s. I had to put a sexy version of Ron Jeremy here, because this is how I want to remember The Hedgehog.

For all you hardcore porn watchers, here’s an interesting read from Pornhub Insights:

Pornhub’s Top Search Terms in US Cities

The map above is a screenshot from an older article titled:

What are Americans Searching for on Pornhub?

Soooo, what state are YOU from? Ha! ;)

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Was just surfing the interwebz when I came across this. Pretty vintage, I bet you’re getting a boner just looking at this hot, blonde retro chick!

This to me is a sign that phone sex is NOT going away anytime soon. There are many dangers that come with newer technologies like web cam – the probability of someone hacking into your computer and stealing your personal information while the camera is on is very likely. Who wants THAT kind of hassle? Not me! It’s better to stay anonymous IMHO.

FUN FACT: Did you know pornography has been the most dominate use of the Internet since its inception until very recently? As of then social networking has finally passed porn as society’s Internet habit. But that is beside the point. Check this out:

Welcome to America: Land of the free and home of the most Internet porn in the world. According to a study, USA hosts 60 percent, or 428 million pages, of the world’s porn. The Netherlands, which has 187 million pages for a population of 17 million porn-hungry people, comes in second to the US. The UK came in 3rd with 52 million pages, or about one for every person.

The Netherlands, besides it’s famous sex shows and red light districts, is home of AMSIX or the Amsterdam Internet Exchange, which is the world’s biggest data transport, handling 10 per cent of the planet’s online traffic. What seems to make Holland particularly interesting is that it is a sexually liberal country and that many of the web hosting companies are located there and not regulated much at all. Thus, the dominance of adult material streamed to the population.

Sure, the US is falling behind in a lot of ways, but it’s definitely winning in porn!

What’s surprising is how hard it is to reconcile the contrast between adult material and the things that can’t be shown or said on mainstream TV in the US. We produce most of the adult content in the world, yet censorship on regular TV is so conservative.

And guess what! At the center of all this, California is the heartland of the US porn industry, churning out 66% of all content made in the US as a whole.

According to a web safety expert, it seems cultural factors play a big part in the numbers collected regarding Internet porn saturation in these countries. But the statistics are not based merely on these observations. More so, the figures reflect not where web pornography is consumed, but the countries where ever-growing supplies of dirty pictures and videos are stashed on servers.

Here are some fun statistics you may not have known about Internet Porn:

Every second over $3,000 is spent on Internet pornography
Every second over 28,000 people are viewing Internet pornography
Every second over 370 people are typing adult search terms
Every 39 minutes a new pornographic video is created in the USA

After all that, I think it’s safe to say porn isn’t going anywhere. Unless someone shuts down the Internet, pornography will continue to be an online powerhouse.

Didn’t think another wrinkle in the Petraeus-Broadwell-Allen-Kelley scandal (enough hyphens?) would involve phone sex? Think again. Turns out the emails between Gen. Allen and Jill Kelley weren’t harmless. They were salacious, sexual and resembled phone sex more than anything. We’re delighted by this news.

Measure B, requiring actors starring in adult films produced in Los Angeles County to wear condoms, passed 56%-44% on November 6th. There are reasonable arguments to be made in favor of and in opposition to the measure. Those in favor cite the spread of STDs as a public health concern and thus within the purview of regulation. Opponents argue the measure is an encroachment on First Amendment rights and reflects a broader trend of the erosion of civil liberties. We fall somewhere in the middle of this debate, not out of lack of principle but as a general acknowledgment that the issue is complicated. Having said that, no one likes condoms in their porn. With that in mind, we oppose the measure. Hang loose and free!

And a fire ignited at a spa raided for a prostitution ring. We know prostitution can be hot, but didn’t know it could get this hot…

What happens when a social media site gets popular and hits “critical mass”? Adult content makes its debut.

Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan spoke at the RNC last night. What a guy. We’re supposed to get to know the personal histories of our presidential and vice presidential candidates, right? After all, we’re potentially electing them to the most consequential offices in the land. So here’s an important question – what does Mr. Ryan do behind closed doors? Evidently we’re not the only ones who are curious.

Speaking of the RNC, some guy was offered a blowjob at one of the “wrap up” events. Blowjobs, RNC, wrap up events… awesome.

Porn pirates are on the open seas. What does this mean? It means anyone committing porn copyright infringement should take a look port and starboard before going any further.

Could the person sitting next to you at the library be watching porn?

Mandatory condom use in adult films on the ballot this fall in LA County. Who wants to see condoms in their porn? And should it be mandatory between two consenting adults? More on this later.

Iran wants Facebook’s help with fighting porn. Good luck with that.

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