I got taxes on my mind yall, so I’m updating this post. But then maybe you’re a freak and would like me to say tax terms to you while you stroke it?
In that case, call me for some voice sex…😘📱😘
Hope you got your damn taxes done on time. But if you haven’t, let us help you procrastinate even further. Not quite a #tbt but more of a way back Wednesday, this one is from 2013! Come back tomorrow to see part 2! :)
Click for Part 2 of Incum Tax Time!
Let’s face it. You need some control in your life. You need to be told what to do and when to do it. You need a Domme to worship and adore. She doesn’t need you, YOU need her. As a matter of fact, you will never meet her in real life because she’s beyond your pathetic reach and that’s why you are here, seeking a phone sex domination session.
And guess what cheap ass? It’s only 89 cents per min* to talk to a Mistress now!
Feeling bummed out that Uncle Sam is taxing you? Shit, us too! Let Calgon take you away or even better – call your favorite phone sex sluts. As promised, here is the second part of Throwback Thursday’s Incum Tax Time. There’s something for everyone here. Crunching numbers. Business casual sex. Let’s phonefuck on your lunch break! ;)
Click for Part 1 of Incum Tax Time
Hope you like the original, sexy content we’ve been giving you. And thanks for all the recent searches on Google! We haven’t ranked in years, but glad to know you still care enough to do a search for us. We’re pretty much the internet’s best kept secret (well, at least in the phone sex world)! Haha jk! No really, we are ;) Anyhoo here’s another throwback, this time from 2011. Wow what a babe, and she kinda likes it a little rough by the way. Enjoy!
It’s true…when my parents aren’t home, I love to get naked and start playing with myself! But honestly, playing with myself can get old pretty quickly. I get REALLY horny and want to invite an older guy over. And guess what? I have a secret to tell you. So c’mon, let’s fuck around mister. You know you want to…
Sorry for posting this so late, I completely forgot tonight was the night! Well here is our throwback version of the Oscars from 2013! Enjoy ;)
P.S. I’m also aware that my use of #tbt isn’t appropriate because it’s not Thursday yet. But no fucks given over here.
It’s no surprise that my mom is a mega.FUCKING.slut. As she’s gotten older, she’s also gotten wayyy hornier and likes to fuck my guy friends behind my back!! I can’t believe I’m even telling you this, but it’s true. I get this weird feeling that she might be fucking my boyfriend too…the way he lights up whenever she pretends to “bother” us. Wearing skin tight tops and showing off her tits. Seriously, WTF! Whose mom does that? Only my trashy, spray-tanned, stripper-shoe wearin’, clit-pierced, slutty-ass mom, that’s who! Fuck my life. Anyway, see for yourself…btw, she really likes young guys like in their early 20’s! Ewww, slut.
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Happy Vday, sexy! I hope you’ll call me later so we can do things to each other ALL night long! Get your moaning voice ready for me…
So pick a hole, any hole Mister! This naughty girl’s bedroom door is locked, and she’s ready to play with you ;)
